life, the universe, and donna

I think my mother’s a witch. No, not the “omg, she’s such a wretched person” kind of witch. The kind that has control over weather and flying monkeys and can turn you into a toad. So, this morning I called my mother. Not usually reason for a blog post, except I had to call her [...]

2008: Brought me Nick. Thanks, 2008. See you next year. It’s gonna be even better.

So I was at Future Shop on Friday night, doing a little Christmas shopping (shocking). I picked up a [redacted] for [Never You Mind], which had to be retrieved from a salesperson directly so they could go in the little back room and get it. Fine. So the kid comes out, and he can’t be [...]

Come over and make crafts! Note: Low key, don’t worry about when you feel like showing up, I’ll be here all day.

Nick is running on the treadmill… So the iPhone is MINE! Muahaha. So what do I do with my newfound power? Post stupid blog posts. Taking over the world, I’m not…

I feel a bit like rambling. So I will. Good news: I no longer feel like someone’s been punching me repeatedly in the kidneys. This is good, as by Friday I was convinced I’d be in the hospital by Sunday. And while the pain kept up pretty darn good for a few days, it conveniently [...]

I am absolutely terrified to pee. Motherfucker. This is only going to make things worse.

Does it annoy anybody else that they can literally say “Stephen Harper will be Prime Minister” literally 2 seconds after the polls close in BC? Oh well. Life goes on. I, for one, welcome (back) our insect overlords.

This was sent to me as a warning for what’s to come: The 8 Phases of Dating. In other news, it would rule to date a unicorn, but not a tyrannosaurus rex. I should be working, but instead I giggle. Well, at least it’s after 5.

I have my practical exam all day today. Sometime between 8 & 4… think good thoughts for me. Things I am thinking about instead of emergency medicine: – does this shirt look okay? – hmm, my hair looks pretty good blowdried – wait a minute… roots? since when do I have 2 inch roots? How [...]