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I had a friend call me specifically to see if I’d read the newest Questionable Content. Specifically, the last panel: “That way lies ice-cream fatness and shameful blog posts.” “There are things lurking in my saved draft posts that would make a heartbroken 14 yr old go ‘Oh come on, that’s a bit much.’” Close [...]

Jenn the Marmot sent me an email today, asking for a little assistance. I host her website, so this was a perfectly reasonable email to receive. So, I’m going to be gone for a month and I thought I’d upload some info about emergency contacts for clients on my site. I shortened the URL using [...]

Ok, just one. I’ve never met Derek, but reading his posts on his cancer treatment have been amazingly inspirational for me, especially in the last 6 months since my mother was diagnosed with her cancer. His outlook on life (and death) is amazing and realistic without being morbidly depressing, or artificially upbeat. Within a couple [...]

So, I maintain a profile on a silly dating site or two, because they entertain me. But I also clearly say in my profile that I do NOT want people to msg me with an invitation for sex. Holy offputting. Here’s what I have, under You should message me if…: Message me if you’re local [...]

when i was 17 i was a blowjob queen picking up tips from the masters i was so busy perfecting my art i was clueless to what they were after now i’m still a blowjob queen (far more selectively) i don’t make love now to make people love me but i don’t mind sharing my [...]

It’s the first of May! The first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today! So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay. The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe; maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto. Grass below you, sky above, celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking [...]

So I received this comment on an old post: You prepared a number fine points there. I did a good solid research for this particular issue and found out generally people will definitely agree with your website. Thanks. Ok, sounds stilted, but I occasionally write about Topics of Importance, so maybe it’s legit… so I [...]

Last Sunday, the Marmot & I donned our hilariously attractive 3d glasses, and sat down to enjoy an afternoon of watching Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp in yet another delightful Tim Burton romp: Alice in Wonderland … in 3d! So, I haven’t seen any of the new 3d movies yet, and only vaguely remember [...]