So, I maintain a profile on a silly dating site or two, because they entertain me. But I also clearly say in my profile that I do NOT want people to msg me with an invitation for sex. Holy offputting. Here’s what I have, under You should message me if…: Message me if you’re local [...]
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i’ve already spent too much time doing things i didn’t want to
May 23rd, 2010
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when i was 17 i was a blowjob queen picking up tips from the masters i was so busy perfecting my art i was clueless to what they were after now i’m still a blowjob queen (far more selectively) i don’t make love now to make people love me but i don’t mind sharing my [...]
Sidekicks
May 9th, 2010
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Tonight was “Superhero” theme at Sin City (a local fetish club I often visit.) So, there were a variety of super heros — supermans, batmans, riddlers, jokers, watchmen chars, and gobs of generic heros (and villians). The following was passed along to me second hand, but amused me enough that I had to share. It [...]
First of May?
May 1st, 2010
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It’s the first of May! The first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today! So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay. The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe; maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto. Grass below you, sky above, celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking [...]
Awesome spam
April 9th, 2010
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So I received this comment on an old post: You prepared a number fine points there. I did a good solid research for this particular issue and found out generally people will definitely agree with your website. Thanks. Ok, sounds stilted, but I occasionally write about Topics of Importance, so maybe it’s legit… so I [...]
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
March 11th, 2010
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Last Sunday, the Marmot & I donned our hilariously attractive 3d glasses, and sat down to enjoy an afternoon of watching Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp in yet another delightful Tim Burton romp: Alice in Wonderland … in 3d! So, I haven’t seen any of the new 3d movies yet, and only vaguely remember [...]
Happy Valentines Day!
February 26th, 2010
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Whatdya mean Valentines Day was 2 weeks ago? Lies. It was yesterday. Due to Nick being out of town, we decided to reschedule Valentine’s Day until yesterday: When I had purchased 2 tickets to see Jonathan Coulton perform at the Rio. So. Awesome. First, we got to experience Paul & Storm, and “experience” is surely [...]
On Embroidery
February 24th, 2010
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So Nick & I are learning a new craft: Embroidery. I’m up for just about any new craft (especially one that doesn’t have a huge cash investment required) and Nick wants to learn to add nifty borders to his fighting tunics. As of yet, I kind of suck, but Nick’s attempts have been pretty decent. [...]
Anti-Olympics? Don’t mind if I do!
February 11th, 2010
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So, the latest trend (and by “latest” I mean I’ve seen various similar complaints about it for the last 7 years — since we lost the stupid vote — but they’ve ramped up recently) is for pro-olympic people to try to tell anti-olympic people to shhh, just have a good time. My general response? No. [...]
But… but…
December 24th, 2009
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Yes, I’m getting a Kindle for Christmas, and yes, I’m very excited. So I’ve been getting the occasional email from Amazon, since it’s already registered to me, and I even bought a book so that when I open it on Christmas afternoon, I can start using it right away. So I wasn’t surprised when I [...]