Archive for the ‘It’s All About Me’ Category

Way to make me feel old, jerk

randomfrequency: there is no one here randomfrequency: except for adults randomfrequency: real ones randomfrequency: not 20 somethings. …I turn 31 next month. Effing hell. Does that mean I’m supposed to be a real adult now? Do the 20-somethings all think I’m uncool now? (Ok, technically they probably thought I was uncool when I was still [...]

Would you like to spelunk in my lady garden?

Like Kimli, I also had people spelunking in my lady garden this morning. They were SUPPOSED to stay on the outside, but apparently my walnut sized bladder does not inflate enough, even when I have drank so much water I FELT LIKE I WAS DROWNING ON THE INSIDE and had to pee three times on [...]

I thought that to be strong you must be flame retardant

I just walked out of The Expendables. I’ve only done this once before, and that was because “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” was just an absolutely terrible film. This was different. Admittedly, I wasn’t enjoying the movie much to begin with, but honestly…I’m just done with “realism” torture action flicks. Actually, I think I’m [...]

Douchebags on a Bus

I’m occasionally an angry woman, I admit it. I have very little patience for jerkwads, especially people being inconsiderate. In particular, inconsiderate people on buses. Backpacks on crowded buses, extremely loud phone calls, audible music, people who talk to me while I’m reading… that sort of thing. I ride the bus to get from one [...]

iPhone 4 Saga

Everybody keeps asking, so I figured I’d put all of the details in one place. But first, for the tl;dr people: Send me a text message so that I can add you into my phone. Whenever I get a new phone, I do a number purge to get rid of old numbers. Make it easy [...]

What the fuckity fuck fuck?

Getting a little tired of this nightmare bullshit. Friday night: I don’t remember. I just know I woke up Saturday morning Extremely Sad (until Nick also woke up and reminded me we were going to Playland, and the Sad went away). Did not enjoy the Sad. Saturday night: Dreamed that I had to give Justice [...]

I have discovered the secret of good cereal

So, I’m lactose intolerant. Not badly, but more than a spoonful or so of milk products usually make me feel crampy and gassy (isn’t it great how we can share?) and drinking a glass straight milk is a great way to get me to vomit profusely. I learned this in grade 12. In class. There’s [...]

Book Nerd

I added a new thingie into my sidebar: Books I’ve recently read. I’ve actually kept my reading habits fairly up to date through Goodreads, so … why not let the rest of the world see too? Anyway, there it is: What I’ve been reading. In particular, “Wench” was fascinating, “As Young As We Feel” was [...]

This day is not going well.

So, last night, I had a wicked sinus headache. I either get spring allergies, or sinus headaches when it rains, I’m not sure which. Possibly both. Either way, they feel the same, and often turn into migraines. Hooray. So this morning, shockingly enough, I woke up with a migraine. Crapmonkey, I can’t afford to miss [...]

The weekend that destroyed my feet

I had a thoroughly awesome weekend and thoroughly destroyed my feet in the process. It started on Friday night. Friday was the wrap party for Nick’s game, ModNation Racers, which you should all buy on May 25th. If you have a PS3, anyway. Hell, even if you don’t. It’s THAT FUN. The wrap party was [...]