life, the universe, and donna

Just a request for people commenting on this site… while I tend to be pretty open, and have broken this rule myself a few times in the past (although really, the “surprise anal” story was on someone else’s website…!), I prefer not to make a lot of specific comments regarding the people I sleep with. [...]

I work for a company that creates content management software. So, a good deal of our customers think that SEO (search engine optimization) is very, very important. We do our part — the software is very, very search engine friendly, and many of our clients make a lot of money off their sites. (Was very, [...]

I love search engines. They amooze me. And so, search query referrers that apparently lead you here: fucking good looking girls: Why yes, I AM a fucking good looking girl. Also, I enjoy fucking good looking girls. Whichever way you want to think about it. artistic panty portrait: It’s not porn, it’s art! animals awake [...]

I have nothing witty, and really, I should just go to bed. But it’s not even 9:30, so … fuck it. Stats! (For the unwary, these are search terms that lead people to my site. I’m perplexed.) fancy dress as sister act: Honestly, I don’t even know what this means. 801 867 8292: 867-5309. naked [...]

Yep. It’s a petunia. And a sperm whale! (Scroll down to see him. He’s cute.) May still be some oddities, since I threw it together in two evenings. But so far so good…

hey, can I get a couple of people to test my new layout for me on different computers/browsers? Essentially, you just need to be able to take a quick screenshot and send it back to me so I can make sure the damn thing works everywhere. Leave a comment with your email address.

I’m tired of orange, I’m tired of a too-darn-narrow main entry area, and I’m tired of towels. So, time for a redesign. Now if only I had some inspiration. Hrm. Update: Ah hah! I know what I’m going to do. I’ve been sketching all morning while talking to customers. First observation: I’m a shitty, shitty [...]

I’m getting tired of getting comments like this: Author : NoExpansionTillJanuary (IP: XXX) E-mail : burningcrusade@fuckblizzard.com …where the information is, uh, obviously fake. Either have the balls to use your own name, or at the very least, leave a real email address. The email address is never published, it’s just for my own reference. I’m [...]

…you want to post about how your site is down because of a fire in your hosting providers datacenter, but you can’t because your site is down because of a fire in your hosting providers data center…

Aaaand here’s this round of “odd things that bring people to my website”, plus commentary! The theme this month appears to be demons. I’m not exactly sure. Under the category of demons, we have: demons demon the demon demon pics demon pictures Um… what? Why? Are you trying to say something? Look, I know I [...]