So I’m on the elevator in my building coming home from work. It’s Saturday night, and the drunks are out in full force, and there’s a few other people on the elevator with me, despite it being after midnight. One of them is a rather cute guy who I recognize from the 14th floor, and the other is a quite lovely woman who I’ve never seen before. She is pressed up against him all sexy-like.
He says to her, “So what do you want to do?”
“Watch tv?”
“I don’t have cable.”
“Neither do I.”
And then there’s an awkward pause. He looks down at the adorable woman still pressed up against his chest.
“So… what DO you want to do?”
She doesn’t reply right away.
I pipe up, “I don’t think she actually meant TV.”
She nods and smiles up at him.
And the lightbulb goes on over his head. “OH!” Laughter ensues from both of us.
“How come I didn’t get that?”
“Too subtle. Way too subtle.” I replied as I got off the elevator.
Well, glad my apartment isn’t right under his…!