Wait a sec. So you’re telling me that the Twilight Teenage Vampire Posse can’t go to class when students are pricking their finger ever so slightly to get enough blood for a slide… and yet, they manage to be around several hundred girls who are on the rag for a week every month?
Oh come on! Forget when Bella trips and cuts her hand open, does the girl not have a menstrual cycle? Damnit, I wish Jasper would just eat her already.
Update: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh god, I’m dying!
Btw, for the actual “answer” that the author obviously tacked on when she realized she had some pretty serious plot holes is… this. Uh huh. Sure hope nobody at their school ever falls down or gets a nosebleed. Maybe they should skip gym class, too.