Ok, boys and girls, in the unofficial, not-even-a-damned-javascript poll, poll of the century:
Sideboob or Underboob?
This is important. This means something.
August 20th, 2010
5 Comments
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
You asking about which word to use for the same thing? Maybe it depends on the direction of the cleavage?
Oh no, sideboob & underboob are two totally different things. One is for the side, the other is … well, under. I was looking for preferences. :)
My personal opinion: Sideboob has reached enough social acceptance that you can, for example, wear it at a fancy dress party if you’re feeling risque enough. See Katy Perry here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/31/katy-perry-bares-back-sid_n_443785.html
On the other hand, underboob is definitely still in the realm of porn stars and my favorite, sluts.
See: http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=27575
So, my general opinion is: Underboob is definitely more awesome, but only in the privacy of your own home or otherwise trashy establishment. Sideboob, while slightly less awesome, you can get away with in public.
And this has been a public announcement from someone who is not well endowed enough to do either. Hmm.
I remember seeing underboob in some alien’s costume on a ST:TNG episode and thinking “Oh, that’s different!” What? I was 11. I agree that sideboob is less risque, but I don’t agree that Katy Perry’s not a slut – intellectually, at the very least. :)
I remember that Star Trek episode! I also had the same thought about the underboob.
Personally, I think the sideboob is kinda trashy still, although that’s not to say I don’t enjoy ogling women’s boobies if they put them out there on display. Underboob, though, I think should stay in the comfort of one’s house.
I have to pick!?!? That’s just…mean.