life, the universe, and donna

I’m convinced that people who use search engines are all deranged.

So, slightly different from my stats for this site, this post is the search engine results for my flickr pictures. I just … don’t know what to say. Oh wait, yes I do:

• slutty gnomes: slutty… gnomes? God, I hope to hell this is a warcraft thing, otherwise… what?
• butts in panties: Odd, most people like looking at thongs better, where your butt is most certainly NOT in your panties…
• sexy seal: What’s worse, that someone is actually searching for this, or that I have a picture of exactly that?
• you’ve been a bad boy go to my room: Cliched much? Sure enough, most people use the internet to find smut…
• ham soap: Stop mocking me. My ham soap was lovely.
• ham soap -soup: I have this problem with some of my searches, too. Google tries really hard to direct me to something that makes sense, but by golly I don’t WANT to make sense!
• elephant vs crocodile: It’s going to be as popular as Alien vs. Predator, I swear!
• disapproving look: I have LOTS of those! hooray, someone actually found what they were looking for!
• feeldoe: Aww yeah. Why do all of my popular photos include Jenn doing something weird?