Inspired by Cici, I decided it was time to do another amusing looksee at my search referrals. I was not disappointed.
- sweater puppies: wow, you are totally in the wrong place. My sweater puppies are more like sweater… hamsters. Baby hamsters. Stupid hamsters.
- worst wedding songs ever: I’m still interested in this. Today, I think I’ll add “Love Stinks” by the J. Geils Band. (Whatdya think, honey? Can we play that?)
- scornfully: that is an awesome word.
- peeing: Is the corollary to everybody poops, “everybody pees”?
- cybacious: I had to think a while to figure out what this was. At first, it sounded like an awesome exclamation. “Bodacious! Cybacious!” But then I realized it’s a type of cyst.
- making soap without lye: Can’t be done. If it’s soap, it has lye in it. If there’s no lye, it’s a detergent. So there.
- before i met you my heart was a crap taco: It’s true. A CRAP TACO.
- bath bomb supplies vancouver: Hooray, I’m helping! (Wicks & Wax in Burnaby is my preferred supplier.)
- buy lye in vancouver: Yay, I’m helping there, too! (Home Hardware on Commercial Drive.)
- elephant car insurance: …yeah, I don’t think I can help you with that. Oddly, these are the terms that had more than one person search for them…
- tiny tit in bras: Oh fuck off. I get it. Sweater hamsters.
- can i extend my contract with bell? No, because they’re EVIL. Of course, every other cell provider is evil, too. You’re doomed.
- all natural lion bait: Ok, I know how this got to my website (I took some aromatherapy-based bug repellent to Africa that had catnip in it, and yes, lions are attracted to catnip. no, I didn’t wear it when we were with the lions) but… but… WHAT? Who searches for this? Also: Try catnip, apparently.
You guys are nuts. I’m just saying.
Those are some great terms. I love search engine terms. We sure do search for some weird ass stuff. Some of the better ones I’ve had lately include: why do I shake at the sacrament of confession and…the best of the best – her eyelid fluttering butters my parsnip.
Aw Cici, you butter my parsnip! :D
I don’t even know what it means! So I’m left to my imagination and the result is fairly foul. ;)
On the first pass I read “au natural lion bait”, which I think I like even better!
peeing: Is the corollary to everybody poops, “everybody pees”?
“…sometimes…” I don’t know but now I can’t get Michael Stipe singing both of them out of my head and it’s making me laugh and want to bang my head on my desk at the same time.