Dear Fellow Bus Riders;
1. When we arrive at a popular bus stop, such as a skytrain station, a transfer point, or the end of the line, there is no need to shove your way to the door. It’s okay — at least half the bus is getting off here. You won’t win a prize for being first. I can ALMOST understand if you’re trying to make a connection to another bus, but honestly? You just look like a dick. Don’t worry, the bus won’t leave until you (and the other 40 people you’ve just shoved past) get off. You can wait an extra 12 seconds.
2. Please don’t smell like urine.
Sincerely,
Me.
Perhaps the one thing I’m not sorry to miss about Vancouver.