Wait a sec. So you’re telling me that the Twilight Teenage Vampire Posse can’t go to class when students are pricking their finger ever so slightly to get enough blood for a slide… and yet, they manage to be around several hundred girls who are on the rag for a week every month? Oh come [...]
Archive for August, 2010
Way to make me feel old, jerk
August 25th, 2010
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randomfrequency: there is no one here randomfrequency: except for adults randomfrequency: real ones randomfrequency: not 20 somethings. …I turn 31 next month. Effing hell. Does that mean I’m supposed to be a real adult now? Do the 20-somethings all think I’m uncool now? (Ok, technically they probably thought I was uncool when I was still [...]
I also disapprove of the idea that the Pacific Northwest never gets any sun. It’s sunny right now!
August 23rd, 2010
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Really? REALLY?? So I finished reading Twilight this weekend. It wasn’t my fault, Kimli made me. My tiny, not-even-remotely-done revenge was to get her the “Eclipse” cup at the movie theatre on Friday. Take that, Kimli! Now you must drink from Edward’s elongated head! MWAH! Wow, I suck at revenge. I’ll come up with something… [...]
Fist Bumps for Cancer!
August 20th, 2010
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So… my mom has cancer. I mentioned this. And it’s effing scary, but you know, we find ways to cope. Often with black humor. It’s hard to make jokes about cancer because people look at you like you’ve suggested the Jews had it coming. How can you say that about your MOTHER? Well, in my [...]
This is important. This means something.
August 20th, 2010
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Ok, boys and girls, in the unofficial, not-even-a-damned-javascript poll, poll of the century: Sideboob or Underboob?
Fundraising for Breast Cancer
August 17th, 2010
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Please see this post for why I’m walking 60km to raise money for Breast Cancer, or click here to donate today!
Weekend to End Women’s Cancers
August 17th, 2010
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To provide my family with a bit of privacy, I haven’t spoken about this publically before. But, with my mother’s permission, and to give a bit of background as to why I’m doing this… well, it’s time to speak out. In May 2010, my mother was diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer, a rare and [...]
Would you like to spelunk in my lady garden?
August 16th, 2010
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Like Kimli, I also had people spelunking in my lady garden this morning. They were SUPPOSED to stay on the outside, but apparently my walnut sized bladder does not inflate enough, even when I have drank so much water I FELT LIKE I WAS DROWNING ON THE INSIDE and had to pee three times on [...]
I thought that to be strong you must be flame retardant
August 14th, 2010
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I just walked out of The Expendables. I’ve only done this once before, and that was because “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” was just an absolutely terrible film. This was different. Admittedly, I wasn’t enjoying the movie much to begin with, but honestly…I’m just done with “realism” torture action flicks. Actually, I think I’m [...]
Douchebags on a Bus
August 13th, 2010
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I’m occasionally an angry woman, I admit it. I have very little patience for jerkwads, especially people being inconsiderate. In particular, inconsiderate people on buses. Backpacks on crowded buses, extremely loud phone calls, audible music, people who talk to me while I’m reading… that sort of thing. I ride the bus to get from one [...]