I have this awesome shark towel, courtesy of the Marmot for Christmas last year. I can’t find a picture of it, but imagine a hooded towel, like what people often make for babies. Now imagine it adult-sized. Now put a shark fin and eyes and teeth on it. Voila. Shark towel. I love it, because [...]
Archive for May, 2010
This day is not going well.
May 27th, 2010
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So, last night, I had a wicked sinus headache. I either get spring allergies, or sinus headaches when it rains, I’m not sure which. Possibly both. Either way, they feel the same, and often turn into migraines. Hooray. So this morning, shockingly enough, I woke up with a migraine. Crapmonkey, I can’t afford to miss [...]
A wee bit of soapy fundraising
May 26th, 2010
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These just got unmolded tonight. They’re my first round of breast cancer soaps! Colored with french pink clay and red morrocan clay, these soaps are great for your skin (excellent facial soaps for oily skin!) and smell delicious. These are my breast cancer soaps. All proceeds from breast cancer soaps now and in the [...]
i’ve already spent too much time doing things i didn’t want to
May 23rd, 2010
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when i was 17 i was a blowjob queen picking up tips from the masters i was so busy perfecting my art i was clueless to what they were after now i’m still a blowjob queen (far more selectively) i don’t make love now to make people love me but i don’t mind sharing my [...]
Thundershirt: A review!
May 20th, 2010
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My review isn’t nearly as funny as this one, so you should just go read that. But I’ll add my voice to the “Huh, this actually seems to work.” The above link is actually where I first heard about Thundershirts — I’m in the same community as the above poster when she asked for referrals [...]
Sometimes I just want to put on my bunny suit and scream
May 20th, 2010
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I get the feeling that the above subject is how Justice feels a good deal of the time. So, we all know this, I have a dog with a crazy amount of anxiety. This expresses itself in leash reactivity, mostly toward dogs, and taking “normal moments that are a bit anxiety-ridden” and turning them into [...]
Tubal Litigation
May 20th, 2010
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So, tubal ligation. Last night, there was a twitter-discussion on the concept, and how in BC it’s impossible to get one under 30-35 if you don’t have kids or don’t have a serious medical condition that could impact your child raising/pregnancy capabilities. I’ve asked my doctor for a tubal for years between 22 & now [...]
The weekend that destroyed my feet
May 17th, 2010
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I had a thoroughly awesome weekend and thoroughly destroyed my feet in the process. It started on Friday night. Friday was the wrap party for Nick’s game, ModNation Racers, which you should all buy on May 25th. If you have a PS3, anyway. Hell, even if you don’t. It’s THAT FUN. The wrap party was [...]
Last minute reminder, then sleep!
May 15th, 2010
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Too exhausted to talk about Jeremy & Jeanette’s wedding, except to say: Fucking epic. Loved it. Wish I hadn’t had to leave so early, but responsibility calls. Speaking of said responsibility: Come visit me at the HugABull Fundraising Flea Market tomorrow! 15% of my proceeds go directly to helping these dogs (and more!) It’s a [...]