I love pit bulls. I think they’re adorable. Actually, that’s not entirely true, I actually think they’re so ugly that they’ve transcended uggo and moved right back into “holy crap, you’re cute!” And really, no dog can smile half as well as a happy pittie. It’s one of the few breeds I would never own. [...]
Archive for April, 2010
Dull days ’round here
April 27th, 2010
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I used to have a lot more righteous indignation for things that didn’t affect me one way or the other. While this didn’t make me a terribly happy person, it did make for more interesting writing. Now I just don’t really give a hoot. In other news: Dressew was out of white elastic thread. Tonight, [...]
Well kick my ass and call me Judy
April 17th, 2010
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Saw “Kick-Ass” tonight. Goes from disturbing to hilarious and back in a heartbeat. There’s something very, very bizarre about having a lump in my throat WHILE I’m howling with laughter. Most disturbing? The wee tyke playing “Hit Girl” reminds me so much of Carol Ann that I basically just spent two hours watching my baby [...]
Rally! O?
April 16th, 2010
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Last week, Justice & I completed our reactive dog class… and last night, we started Rally O. For the “what the fuck are you talking about” crowd, Rally O is short for Rally Obedience. It’s sort of a more “casual” obedience than traditional obedience, where a judge barks commands at you, and you’re barely allowed [...]
Duplicate It Yourself
April 15th, 2010
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I read this post a few weeks ago, and it hit a nerve, probably because I used to be guilty of it myself: I’d walk around a craft fair, and think “Pah, I’m not paying for that, I could do that myself.” And now that I do my own vending, and spend a lot more [...]
How the Real World works
April 15th, 2010
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About a year ago, a family member referred someone he knew to me to do a website for him. So, we agreed on a price, I made the site. I didn’t insist on a paper contract, but did most of the negotiating via email as I like to have a written record of such things. [...]
Awesome spam
April 9th, 2010
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So I received this comment on an old post: You prepared a number fine points there. I did a good solid research for this particular issue and found out generally people will definitely agree with your website. Thanks. Ok, sounds stilted, but I occasionally write about Topics of Importance, so maybe it’s legit… so I [...]
Keeping an ear on you
April 8th, 2010
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If you grab Justice’s “up” ear and smoosh it down to match her other one, she looks like a totally different dog. This amuses me greatly, and annoys her when I play with her ears. She’s such a pretty girl. Yesterday, she didn’t even bark at the guy who usually sets her off into a [...]
The word “underpants” is 10x funnier than “underwear”
April 7th, 2010
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I have a ladypart appointment at 10 this morning. Yes, that’s the euphemism I use. I always end up booking my appointments from work, and there’s nothing like yelling in an office full of men “PLEASE, SMEAR MY PAP” or “Howzabout you dive into my vagina, see what’s there?” They might get the wrong idea, [...]
Our handsome lad is growing up.
April 4th, 2010
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He’s lost his puppy pajamas, his snout is starting to resemble a respectable snout, and somewhere along the lines he grew legs… …but he still runs like he hasn’t any bones, so he hasn’t fully lost his puppyhood yet. Compare February, January, earlier in January, and December. What a cutie. He’s a bit bigger than [...]