Archive for March, 2010

My coworker the therapist

Man, I just had the craziest epiphany while talking with a coworker. So, I have this huge aversion to saying things I don’t mean. I put disclaimers on everything, I very rarely make “absolutes”. I rarely say “I never”. Even my views on Team No Babies were always worded in an, “I could change my [...]

This picture isn’t as dirty as it looks.

But it does amuse me. I have a ruffly butt!

Year 2: Complete

Strange, I’m not much of one for anniversaries, and yet this is one that I keep remembering. And it’s not really much of an anniversary, as it’s more the anniversary of … first date? first indication of mutual interest? I dunno. I know that we watched a couple of movies at his place, and I [...]

And on the brighter side of life…

Who knew that I had anything more than a cynical, pessimistic, overly negative bitch in me? My new tattoo! This is possibly my favoritest phrase ever. I spotted it on a craft project on Etsy months ago… and of course, can’t find the original source anymore. Thank you, anonymous Etsy person. It’s only 8 hours [...]

Feeling Canadian

It’s the Canadian in me I’m sure, but I just can’t fathom how affordable health insurance that will cover everybody is a bad thing. I’m a 30 yr old, fit, reasonably healthy woman who’s never been hospitalized for more than a couple of hours. I got my hands on the “reasons for rejection” from a [...]

She’s such a good girl.

So Justice & I are taking a reactive dog class with Shelagh of Dizine Canine, and loving it. I was a little nervous at first — really, you want to put multiple reactive dogs in a room and have them LEARN something? She invited me to watch a class last month, and yes! This is [...]

The Life of a Homeowner. I think.

The kicker? I’m not even a homeowner. Nick is, but I’m just some squatter he hasn’t bothered to kick out yet. (Is it ok to say that I supplement my rent with blowjobs? Er… hi Mom! Maybe don’t read that last bit.) Anyway, so I’ve been a renter for over 10 years, and while it’s [...]

It’s apparently 4am now, and I’m tired.

I’m not a fan of daylight savings. I just got home, and I could have sworn it was supposed to be 3am. I have a sneaking suspicion that time decided to skip 2-3am. Excuse me? Could I have that back? I had plans for that hour. This was the real reason for this post. This [...]

Pinkified

I haven’t dyed my hair fun colors in … about 3 or 4 years (ie, when it was short.) And I haven’t had a haircut in about a year. So, I’m going to get a haircut in a few weeks, which has allowed me to be brave enough to dye my hair crazy colors again [...]

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

Last Sunday, the Marmot & I donned our hilariously attractive 3d glasses, and sat down to enjoy an afternoon of watching Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp in yet another delightful Tim Burton romp: Alice in Wonderland … in 3d! So, I haven’t seen any of the new 3d movies yet, and only vaguely remember [...]