Yes, I’m getting a Kindle for Christmas, and yes, I’m very excited.
So I’ve been getting the occasional email from Amazon, since it’s already registered to me, and I even bought a book so that when I open it on Christmas afternoon, I can start using it right away. So I wasn’t surprised when I got their latest “please, buy more stuff!” email:
Want to protect your new Kindle? With the 2-Year Extended Warranty for Kindle (Global Wireless), you will receive protection against accidental damage such as drops or spills for the entire two years. The 2-Year Extended Warranty must be purchased within 30 days of the date your Kindle is shipped, and is only available to U.S. customers.
…but…but… YOU KNOW WHERE I’M LOCATED. Why would you send this to me?
Silly Amazon. Spam is for kids!