Comments on: I found God. Apparently he’s been on the internet the whole time.

By: J1

J1 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:15:37 +0000

I’m obliged at this point to see if you’ve seen any of the “Mr. Deity” short films. Have you? If not, and you have time to kill, go check it out. ;-)

By: Donna

Donna — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:02:59 +0000

hey, stop feeling sorry for me! JESUS IS GOING TO SOLVE MY MIGRAINES, DAMNIT.

Or maybe the drugs will. But I’m sure God will take credit either way. He’s a jerk like that.

By: k

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:50:46 +0000

Whenever I hear anything like this these days, I feel very sad for those who believe in any religion. It’s comparable to the pity I feel for the people who talk to imaginary people or tell at brick walls at Main & Hastings.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:10:14 +0000

This morning I laid my hands down upon the earth and authoritatively commanded it to be healed. We can all go back to driving Hummers now, right?

By: Shenanigans

Shenanigans — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:42:59 +0000

I’ve been using Maxalt to stop my migraines, but maybe I should try using the Word of God instead. =\

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:12:48 +0000

It’s always … interesting when that sort of thing happens. I remember being accosted once on my way home, as I’d stepped off the bus, by someone that wanted to … pray that my blindness be healed. Not ONLY did he start off by telling me that he’d seen me around for quite some time (creeeeeeeeepy, particularly in this context), but he then waxed eloquent on how his meeting me must have been a way to prove the power of his faith in God, by praying for me to be healed. Ironically, there was at least one person asking for change on the street … yet, in his opinion, I was more “deserving of God’s intervention”.