life, the universe, and donna

Apparently it’s meme week. I can play that game. Here’s the dirty one:

# Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I think this is livejournal or facebook-aimed, as … uh, this is a blog. What friends list? But, is there anyone on my lj friends list or facebook friends list I would consider having sex with? Of course! Like, say, my boyfriend… if we’re being politically correct. Some seriously hot friends of mine as well, if we’re not. (We’re not, right?)

# Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Middle of the night. Preferably while I’m mostly asleep and don’t really know what’s going on — you can get some serious mindfucks from that. Otherwise, any time.

# What side of the bed do you sleep on?
This sounds familiar…

# Do you masturbate?
hahahaha. hahah. haha! um. Yes.

# How often?
A lot. Daily, at least. I often use it as a sleeping aid.

# Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yep. Also for boots! I like boots.

# Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths, but as they’re generally impractical, I don’t have nearly enough of them.

# Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, albeit slightly awkwardly. It’s rarely my favorite place, but can be seriously fun in the right circumstance.

# Do you watch/read pornography?
Frequently. Less now that my laptop is dead, though. Hmm. Should fix that. Need porn in bed.

# Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Or at the very least, assertive. If you just lie there, I don’t know what to do with you.

# Do you love someone on your friends list?
Well, Nick’s on my facebook friends list, so … yes?

# Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Pretty much. I’m not one for adding strangers. Of course, “know” is probably a loaded word, as I’ve never met many of them in person… but have known most of those ones for well over ten years.

# Would you choose love or money?
Uh… this is a dumb question. Have you SEEN my income? Obviously I chose love.

Although… can I choose “both”? Could use a clean credit card slate and a bucket of money.

# Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I think I’m going to play the “not revealing too many personal details about my relationship” card. I don’t think Nick would appreciate me sharing quite that level of detail about our sex life. Also, my mother reads this site, and I think knowing that I engage in a fair amount of dirty, dirty sexual practices on a regular basis is QUITE ENOUGH DETAIL FOR HER. (Hi Mom!)

# Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah. People are jerks. I don’t really put up with that any more.

# Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? I dunno, I don’t tend to go for romantic sex.

# Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Server room floor of a no-longer-existent Vancouver ISP. It was cold and I got rugburns on my back.

# Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. I hate that. It’s why I’m generally not a fan of sex-in-public unless said public place has been designated as sex-friendly.

# Have you ever been to a strip club?.
Oh, 1 or 2… hundred times.

# Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. One night stands don’t do it for me. Neither do most bar-folk.

# Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.

# Ever been picked up in a bar?
I picked someone up at Sin City once. Does that count?

# Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Oh, 1 or 2… hundred times.

# What’s your sexuality?
Present.

# Had sex in a movie theater?
Hmm. Gave someone a blowjob in a theatre when I was 16. Does that count? I felt very Alanis-like.

# Had sex in a bathroom?
Does my bathroom count?

# Have you ever had sex at work?
My current place of work? God no. Former places of work? See aforementioned “Server room of a Vancouver ISP” question.

# Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Been in? Hell, I used to live in one…

# Bought something from an adult store?
See above.

# Do you own any sex toys?
“Any”? bahahah

# If yes, how many and what are they?
Uncountable. My feeldoe is my favorite, though. What? I have penis envy, and that’s a SURPRISE? Ooh, and of course, my hitachi magic wand. It’s MAGIC!

# Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Plenty.

# Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Er, yes. Although it wasn’t a case of “fantasizing about someone else” but a serious neuron-misfire… also, he didn’t hear me. Phew.

# Have you ever had phonesex?
Yup. Not my favorite thing, but can be fun.

# Have you ever had cybersex?
See above.

# Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
“intercourse”? Uh, no. Sex? Yes.

# What’s your favorite sexual position?
Depends on the partner, actually. I’d normally say doggy style, but there have been a number of people for whom that position ended up being bloody uncomfortable.

# What’s your favorite sex act?
Well, let’s just say I have an oral fixation… and a lucky boyfriend.

# Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Wait… you can do it with only one person at a time? Kidding. I have, although it’s not my preference, as I tend to find it a bit awkward and difficult to coordinate without someone getting left out — I get bored easily. Also, I’m a total voyeur — I’d rather watch.

# Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Well, half the people I know already have, so…