…I broke my specs while doing the nasty!
(What? It rhymes, and has the advantage of being true.)
This kind of blows. I have really shitty eyesight. Worse, I have really mismatched eyesight — one eye is twice as bad as the other. So not wearing my glasses gives me quite the headache, nevermind the really uneven vision.
I may have to go the Utter Nerd route and tape them up. That’ll look great — I’ve got black plastic frames. I’ll have to make sure to use white tape to fix ‘em.
Oh well. At least the act of breaking them was pretty fun.
I have red and green tape left over from Christmas if you want to borrow it :)
Good news: Super-glue to the rescue. :D
This’ll hold ‘em for a few days, so I may as well get my eyes rechecked in the meantime…