Archive for January 27th, 2009

We come from a long line of voodoo witches

I think my mother’s a witch. No, not the “omg, she’s such a wretched person” kind of witch. The kind that has control over weather and flying monkeys and can turn you into a toad. So, this morning I called my mother. Not usually reason for a blog post, except I had to call her [...]

Typical

So the sock that I pulled out of the dryer this morning to replace the one with a hole? It has a hole. I should have stayed in bed.