Tonight is Nick’s work Christmas party. Should be fun. A thousand of my closest friends that I’ve never met, all of whom I’m supposed to make a good impression for. I probably shouldn’t talk about sex. Luckily, theoretically it’s all video game nerds. I can talk about video games. This’ll be easy, right? Right? Hello?
So, I’ve been chatting with a few people about it, and my friends? They FAIL at the supportive thing.
dramatic marmot says: nothing says “ideal girlfriend” better than vomiting and crying in the ladies room, so get REALLY drunk
Raven: I would say that a nice shimmer stocking would be good. Or so you feel extra special and sexy you should wear stay ups or garter & stockings!!
its like a little secret smile you can have all night
you could always get Nick to put them on for you … then he knows your secret too all night long… waiting to get you home… or in a dark corner since if you wear garters and no panties he can ravish you in a supply closet
NOT. HELPING.
Although I like the shimmer stockings idea. May have to hit up the Bay after work.
I blame the two of them if I make an ass of myself.
You’ve got this covered.
If they talk about WoW, you’ve got it in the bag. If they talk about Warhammer, just act all savvy because ~you~ played DAoC, which was essentially WAR v1. If they talk about Left 4 Dead, well hey nearly anyone can hold a conversation about zombies. You might wanna avoid that Emo Zombie Poetry tho. =P
What about Emo Zombie Haiku? I’m TAKING IT UP A LEVEL.
MY HEART IS LIKE STONE
IT BARELY KEEPS ME MOVING
YOUR BRAIN TASTED GOOD
The shimmer stockings are an awesome idea, because if you get really drunk you can take them off and vomit into them! then you’ll have a bag of SHIMMER PUKE!
The best thing about this comment is that you have to donate a can of food for it.
I’ma vote for garters but don’t tell Nick initialy, it’s always fun discovering one’s woman is going commando in public.
Oooh – over-zealous partygirl at the significant other’s Christmas party. My spouse has promised the same thing at my Christmas party. And, yet, the strange thing is – if a polite request is made for wild and crazy behaviour – so often the response is along the lines of “what are you talking about?!”
Hmm I don’t really miss having to go to the boys christmas work thing. Have fun though :)