So, I was perusing the “casual encounters” section of Craigslist this morning, while posting something for sale (by the way, want to buy a desk? Make me an offer.) I love it. It’s always such a kick, despite the high quantity of disembodied penises that seem to post. I have an intense dislike for people who want to show you their cocks before their face. Seriously, as much as I like cocks, I’d rather meet YOU before I meet your cock. Disembodied penises? How do they type?
What gets me even more, though… referring to your cock as someone else.
“He” likes blondes with big tits. “My cock” enjoys hot pussy. “Little John” likes walks on the beach and cuddling. (Ok, I made that last one up.)
Seriously, though? Maybe think about taking personal responsibility? Newsflash, boys: You & your cock are THE SAME.
Try not to be a total cock, eh?
What’s with the penis pictures, I don’t get it.
I mean, I love mine, but when Kryton (Red Dwarf) says “last chicken in the shop” to describe what they look like, I laughed hard, because it’s just so true.
Dunno if anyone remembers the first video-streaming chat program that hit it big: good old CUSeeMe, except everyone would call it CUSeePenis.