Babes in Zzzzland

“I slept like a baby!”

Dumbest line ever. Who the hell wants to sleep like a baby? They wake up in the middle of the night to eat, shit, & scream. Quite frankly, I’d rather sleep like a dog — kicking somebody in the crotch for 8 hours.

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2 Responses to “Babes in Zzzzland”

  1. Jeff says:

    I can sling my daughter over my shoulder and carry her – in the rain – into the house, change her clothes, sit her on the potty, and tuck her into bed; all without waking her up. THAT is what they mean by “sleep like a baby”.

  2. Sue says:

    FInally, somebody who doesn’t have a baby who GETS IT.

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