So, I’ve frequently extolled the virtues of my favorite lube, Hathor Aphrodesia, not only because it stopped me from getting chronic yeast infections (we’re talking minimum one a month for about two years, holy fucking horror THAT was) but because it’s full of awesome: Thick, so it goes where you put it and doesn’t drip like crazy all over the bed/floor/sink/whatever you’re fucking against. It’s not overly sticky like some lubes, so the residue it leaves behind isn’t totally gross — I can wipe off my hand on a t-shirt or a towel, rather than having to run downstairs and wash my hands for twenty minutes because I just.can’t.get.clean. I used to hate the taste with a hot burning passion, but even that’s starting to grow on me.
Overall, it’s fabulous stuff. Highly recommended. I’m not a fan of letting any other odd liquids near my hoohaw, unless it’s an emergency: ie, I want to screw and I don’t have my playbag nearby. Hey, that’s an emergency…
But now? There’s even MORE reason to use it!
So one of the odd things about it is the inclusion of an ingredient called “horny goat weed”. Yeah, I’m not exactly your all-natural kind of girl — I don’t really CARE, as long as it does what I want it to, but I’m a natural sceptic. Especially about something called “horny goat weed”. Turns out, I shouldn’t have questioned the Mighty Hathor. Horny Goat Weed may be more effective than viagra, without all those nasty “fucking with your heart” side effects. Fun!
You know, for when my penis won’t stay up.