I need help being witty.

I wanted to make a new blog category for my EMS related posts, but I can’t think of a good name for it. Catch: It has to be short enough to fit into my navigation bar without wrapping. I particularly liked “unconsciousness implies consent”, but it was too long.

I may just let it sit until something pops out at me and makes me giggle, but in the meantime… suggestions from those who are wittier than I am?

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5 Responses to “I need help being witty.”

  1. ma says:

    How about “I see dead people”?

  2. Geet says:

    You could go with the old movie title “Mother, Jugs and Speed”

  3. Roger says:

    How about “While you were out…”

  4. jeff says:

    It’s just the blood loss talking

  5. Ivan says:

    Whether the song by Motley Crue (reportedly written after band member Nikki Sixx suffered a heroin-overdose related cardiac arrest event and was revived by EMS) or the one written by Alannah Myles, “Kickstart My Heart” might be appropriate because as a category title it represents something that both gives you a boost and scares you at the same time.

    Or having searched “paramedic jokes”, the following expression would seem representative of an EMS procedure, your aspirations to try a new career, and that the schooling is a bit painful:

    “This might stick a little.”

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