So I was looking at my stats again, because I’m nosy and weird. And mostly, because the search queries that get you here are hy-fucking-sterical. Without further ado, I bring you: Search Queries that have brought people to This Site:
life the universe and donna: Well, I’m glad my SEO is strong enough to at the very least get results for the name of the site. Go me.
ligates fucking: Um. I don’t even know what that means. Seriously, WHAT were you looking for? I’m really sorry I couldn’t help you, but … what the fuck?
feeldoe fucking: Mmm, feeldoes. Glad to see they’re still good & popular.
need to see universe as a whole: It’s all about getting the big picture.
donna nylons: I prefer stockings myself.
arwen sex pic: Sorry, those are available for pay only.
panties: PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!
crazy sex ca: I’ve been known to have some pretty crazy sex, but is the “CA” supposed to be “Canada” or “California”? Oh what the hell, I’ve done both.
im looking for school girl 2 fuck: Well, I am going back to school next month, but something tells me that’s not what you’re looking for.
surprise anal: Nothing makes a story great like Surprise Anal.
garter belt: I bought mine at Sears!
tell donna no collar: Ok. And you tell Bob no pants.
pacific blue cross and does it cover iud: Yes. Mine did, anyway.
This was brought to you by… my good mood, and the fact that I can’t stop singing. Luckily for my coworkers, it’s very quiet, and mostly in my head. Especially good since what I keep singing is Prozzak songs, which is essentially manufactured upbeat faux britpop. la la la!
“tell donna no collar: Ok. And you tell Bob no pants.”
L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&L&LOL!!!! Heck, I think I’ll still be laughing tomorrow. I’ll be sitting on the bus LMAO and everyone will wonder should they get the hell off the bus or call 911.
“…and you tell Bob no pants.” Thanks. I’m on the verge of hyperventilating and puking from laughing so hard.