For the first time ever…

…I’ve emailed Savage Love. Although, not with a question, but with a response to one of his “I don’t know the answer to this” questions from this weeks column.

My wife and I enjoy a vigorous BDSM lifestyle and take part in some pretty heavy activities. One we haven’t tried but are anxious to is Tabasco sauce on mucous membranes, e.g., nostrils, clit, and anal tissues. Our question: What would we use to cool the burn should the application of Tabasco sauce to her anus or clit prove to be too much for her to endure? —Master & Servant
 

Well, heck, I know the answer to that: Milk!

I used this particular story about the Iron Top competition (cut down, of course) as an example of milk working. It turns out, shortly after Brody had made a run for it, someone supplied him with a carton of milk… which he used to soothe his burning testicles. Evidently it was the only part of his body that WASN’T burning at that point.

So there you go. Milk it is!

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11 Responses to “For the first time ever…”

  1. gillian says:

    Ow. Ow. Why do people voluntarily do these things?

    I could do with some regular, food-free sexual activity right about now, I’m not going to be picky about condiments.

  2. Tod says:

    I think your GoogleJuice just jumped 200%.

  3. Donna says:

    gillian: wanna come over? I have some hot sauce… :D

  4. LOL… thanks for the giggle, girls. Actually, not really a visual I needed at this hour, but hey. All good. ;)

  5. Tod says:

    Are you kidding?!

    Speaking on behalf of all (hetero) men, this is a visual we all need. :)

  6. Ivan says:

    Actually, being a hot sauce fan, all I can say is I hope they don’t intend to use anything stronger than Tabasco sauce – some of the sauces out there are about the same as liquid pepper spray. Could be pretty nasty.

  7. Ha, Tod. It wasn’t a bad visual, don’t get me wrong… I said I didn’t want to be visualizing at that hour – It’s not like I can call my FWB at 1:15 in the morning to uh, relieve myself. Then again, maybe I could.

  8. Donna says:

    Ivan: You should read the original. We had… tabasco sauce, jalapenos, pickled haberneros, and some “franks hot sauce”.

    Yeah, there were some blisters the next day. :D

  9. Donna says:

    me, evil?

    well… sort of. :)

  10. Fae says:

    Oh… my… god…
    I just read your whole conference of kink weekend set of posts and, well, giggling abounds. I woke up my roommate I was laughing hard.
    Remind me to flee if Elwood comes towards me with a fuzzy elephant puppet O.o
    Also, it’s nice to hear I’m not the only one with a wussy ass ^.^
    Fae
    xoxo

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