Archive for December 2nd, 2008

A Christmas Letter

Dear Santa, Where do I begin? It’s been a pretty darn good year. Sure, it got off to a rocky start, what with housing woes and suburban silliness. But… although I first met him last year, this year marked the beginning of something pretty wonderful with Nick, and so no matter what else happened I [...]

Best. Spam. Ever.

It’s not fully awesome until you get to the part about the Nazi’s. Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original [...]

It’s going to be a long December

So this morning, I took Justice out for her morning pee. As we turn around to go back in, she goes off her rocker and starts barking. I have two responses to that — distract her, or if that fails, make her lie down until she chills out. (And if that fails, we go back [...]