Archive for October, 2008

Hmm, what does a barricader do, really? Barricade, I suppose…

Parade of Lost Souls: I’ll be there, but not in the normal way: I’ve signed up to be a volunteer. They asked if I could be a barricader. I’m not sure what that entails, but what the hey, hey? I can barricade. I will barricade SO WELL. Volunteer orientation tomorrow night. Perhaps then I’ll find [...]

Because Socalists eat Puppies

It’s true. I saw it. From The Province (which isn’t exactly a reliable news source, but hey, I take what makes me laugh): Speaking in St. Charles, Mo., McCain yesterday described his rival as a shifty, job-killing socialist who remained unready for the challenges of the presidency. “After months of campaign eloquence . . . [...]

Ancestry…

…does anyone else think it’s crazy that they can track this dog back to 1778, but I only barely know the name of my great grandparents? And there are a LOT more generations between that dog and the 1700s and my ancestors… (Note to self: DO NOT read pet rescue websites. Ever, ever, ever. Justice [...]

Shocking news!

You are a Social Liberal (86% permissive) and an… Economic Liberal (5% permissive) You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid.com: Free Online Dating Also : The OkCupid Dating Persona Test Well. That’s, uh… obvious. I love tests that tell me that yes, I do indeed believe what I believe. [...]

WE HAVE HOT WATER

cha cha cha! I’m off to have a shower! I’m off to have a shower! cha cha cha! There are no words for how gross I feel today. This will make things SO MUCH BETTER. (Also, this time, I’ll take care of my hair BEFORE it dries, to avoid the frizzies I’ve been cursed with [...]

Systematically nutritious

So I’ve tried a few more items from the free nutrisystem stuff, and eventually I might stop making puns on the nutrisystem name. But probably not. I’m actually pretty impressed by it. The portion sizes are REALLY tiny. Like, really really. Really. Let’s put it this way: I eat like a bird. I’ve been known [...]

Adding insult to injury

This is a mad abuse of air conditioning. I am wearing a sweater, wrapped in a blanket, and STILL freezing my tuckus off. Dear Office Building People: Fuck you.

S-s-so C-c-cold…

So the hot water heater is dead. You’d be amazed at how much you miss this when it’s gone. I’m … not a fan of cold. I’m a bit ridiculous about it, really. I sleep — year round — with a heavy duvet (and a warm dog and a warm boy — god, I love [...]

Well, I think I’m going to be sick.

Today, I discovered why one should a) put on ones glasses, and b) turn on the overhead light. Little known fact: I prefer the dark. Bright lights tend to give me headaches. Of course, so does not wearing my glasses, but it’s early and I hadn’t dug them up yet. So, if I can avoid [...]

That’s… not good, is it?

“Cannot read hard drive” — bad, right? Yeah, I thought so. Stupid laptop. Damn. Soooo… I think I need a new laptop…