Archive for October 23rd, 2008

Total Chicken

I am absolutely terrified to pee. Motherfucker. This is only going to make things worse.

Ms. Crankypants, at your service.

Two days ago, I started suspecting that I had a UTI. Last night, I was pretty much convinced of it and figured I’d go see my doctor on the weekend. This morning, I woke up (very unusually — I almost never wake up once I’m asleep) at 5am to pee. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON TOAST. [...]