Archive for October 10th, 2008

before I met you, my heart was a crap taco

This was sent to me as a warning for what’s to come: The 8 Phases of Dating. In other news, it would rule to date a unicorn, but not a tyrannosaurus rex. I should be working, but instead I giggle. Well, at least it’s after 5.

“Him”

So, I was perusing the “casual encounters” section of Craigslist this morning, while posting something for sale (by the way, want to buy a desk? Make me an offer.) I love it. It’s always such a kick, despite the high quantity of disembodied penises that seem to post. I have an intense dislike for people [...]