Simple: Go to a gay bathhouse on one of the two nights they allow the vagina-enabled to visit. Before I left, I asked Nick “Do I look like something a gay man would find attractive?” He replied, “Uh… what’s the correct response here?” True enough, I suppose I wasn’t expecting the gay men to think [...]
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They call him “Sea Wolf”. No, really.
October 7th, 2008
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Link courtesy of Kimli, I think I just about screamed with laughter at these Personalized Romance Novels. Suitably, we have an excerpt from the personalized “Pirates of Desire”: . . . Donna slapped the coin from his outstretched hand, sending it flying into the shrubbery. “We don’t want your blood money!” Nick sighed, his eyes narrowing, then he [...]