“I slept like a baby!” Dumbest line ever. Who the hell wants to sleep like a baby? They wake up in the middle of the night to eat, shit, & scream. Quite frankly, I’d rather sleep like a dog — kicking somebody in the crotch for 8 hours.
Archive for October 3rd, 2008
There will be cake.
October 3rd, 2008
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Just a reminder: My birthday party (okay, Nick’s party too… more his than mine, since it’s actually ON his birthday, but damnit my birthday isn’t done yet!) is tomorrow night. You’re coming, right? Don’t make me clean my apartment for nothing! (Don’t have an invite? Check facebook, I sent them out that way.)
DietCokeGate 2008
October 3rd, 2008
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Last week, I bought a 24-case of diet coke for week. This should, theoretically, last me a good 2-3 weeks. Awesome. This morning, I got into work and found that SEVEN were missing. Seriously? Seven? What the hell? One or two, whatever… but SEVEN? I asked around the office, and one coworker mentioned that yes, [...]