Something tells me I won’t be trading in the magic wand any time soon.
Archive for September, 2008
Well, I hear those last ten years are the diaper years anyway.
September 25th, 2008
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I think I just had ten years taken off my life. Got into work about ten minutes ago, sat down, started opening up all my programs… you know, gmail, my rss reader, facebook… or more realistically, my ticket program, my work email, etc. Nobody else is in the office, so I’m still wearing my headphones [...]
I am not proud.
September 24th, 2008
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Like Dooce, I am my alarm clock’s bitch. I love my alarm clock. It’s too damn bright, and the contrast isn’t high enough for me to be able to see the time without getting close to it, and when the alarm is set to radio, it shows me the STATION instead of the time, and [...]
My, how things change in a year…
September 21st, 2008
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A year ago today, I was playing with lions, elephants, warthogs, and crocodiles… and, oddly enough, still trying to get rid of a rather dreadful hangover. I can’t believe it was a year ago. I so have to go back.
Melatonin? I ‘ardly know er!
September 19th, 2008
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I’ve been sleeping badly recently. Come to think of it, I’ve probably been sleeping badly for years. I never, ever feel rested, and I’m almost always tired. It doesn’t matter if I sleep for 6 or 16 hours or anything in between, and I’ll always feel unrested and exhausted and generally not ready to wake [...]
Avast, ye scurvy scum!
September 19th, 2008
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I think I posted this last year, but in honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I post it again.
Measurable Progress
September 18th, 2008
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We bought a new scale today. It measures all sorts of awesome things! Body weight: 135.4lbs Body fat in lbs: 38.6lbs Body fat %: 28.5% BMI: 24 Body Water %: 52.6 Bone Mass in lbs: 6.3 For pretty much all of these numbers, I’m supposedly just on the high side of normal, but still within [...]
Up for the title of “Luckiest Girl in the World”
September 18th, 2008
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And in this corner, we have… Wait, wrong title. Anyway, so we’ve been doing that birthday planning thing lately. I’m very happy to find that Nick’s as big on birthdays as I am. Excellent. Really, with our birthdays so close together, anything we do to celebrate is for both of us. Case in point, as [...]
You should be worried about raptors.
September 17th, 2008
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I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor I have long wanted the No Raptors t-shirt from XKCD, just so that everyone is aware of my anti-raptor stance. It’s good to know that I could last a full minute up against a raptor.
Sometimes my faith in humanity is sorely tested.
September 17th, 2008
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There are times when I simply HAVE to believe in karma, if only because it’s the only way to have faith in humanity. This morning, I was running a little late for work, so when I saw the bus sitting there when I came out of the building, I started running. Then, I saw a [...]