Conversation with a coworker: Donna: I’m old now. Luke: happy birthday. how old are you now? Donna: TWENTY NINE! ancient. Almost as old as you! Luke: one away from 30 Donna: 364 days to go. Luke: for a woman you’re getting quite old Touche, Luke. Touche indeed.
Archive for September, 2008
*blorp*
September 29th, 2008
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I’m so full of cake I almost feel the need to purge. But disgustingness aside, there’s no way I’m wasting my precious cake like that. In other news: I got my new drivers license in the mail today. Amazingly… the picture doesn’t suck. I don’t know what to say. It’s crazy. Consider that the last [...]
29th
September 29th, 2008
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Well, I made it: 29. So… now what? I suppose only 365 days til 30! Let’s roll. (no, there’s no real reason for the picture, except I think it’s pretty. Nick took it of me Saturday morning in the hot tub. Check out me, being all cute!)
Thoroughly Awesome Birthday
September 28th, 2008
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If this is what being 29 is like (even if I’m not QUITE 29 yet) then I approve. Last night, Nick & I raced up to Whistler after work, arriving just in time to don our fancy duds and head into the village for dinner. We both looked awesome, had a fabulous dinner, and then [...]
*yawn*
September 28th, 2008
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Home. Exhausted. Covered in thick black pirate-y makeup, and surrounded by a pile of corsetry and dress & giant gold hoop earrings that have been shed without any care or consequence because fuck, I just need to take a deep breath, and why do I lace up my corset so damn tight? Oh right, because [...]
Twenty Nine Years Ago Today…
September 26th, 2008
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…nothing special happened. However, my mother had been in labour for three days, and still had another three to go before I would be born one frosty Saturday morning in Fort Saint John. There’s really no good reason to post this, except to bring attention to the fact that my birthday is on Monday, and [...]
Measureables, part 2
September 26th, 2008
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So as mentioned previously (and I’ll post a new update with numbers soon, although I’ve been slacking this week so it’ll suck), I like measureables. It’s just nice to look at something tangible and say “Awesome. This hard work isn’t for naught.” Like, the fact that I can do 60 crunches without any trouble now, [...]
Another good reason to use Hathor
September 26th, 2008
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So, I’ve frequently extolled the virtues of my favorite lube, Hathor Aphrodesia, not only because it stopped me from getting chronic yeast infections (we’re talking minimum one a month for about two years, holy fucking horror THAT was) but because it’s full of awesome: Thick, so it goes where you put it and doesn’t drip [...]
Obsession is good! It shows passion and dedication!
September 25th, 2008
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donnamatrix says: you know, I have like sixteen braincells that have been taken off their previous jobs, and are now on 24/7 Nick duty. The rest of my braincells often get put on Nick duty, but I usually need them doing other things, like say, figuring out how to put on pants and getting the [...]
I have nothing to say, and so I send you to see what other people have to say
September 25th, 2008
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This is the best thing I have ever, ever seen. Ever. I mean it. (Well, until I find something else Totally Awesome.) I would so watch that movie. Oh wait. If the US election goes wrong… I get to!