Things I love about my dog: – The way she puts her head in my lap when she wants attention – How she knows she’s supposed to sit for me to put her collars on, but gets so excited that she has to wiggle around like a caterpillar first – The way she puts her [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Approximately 3 microns away from exploding with rage
July 24th, 2008
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There is NO way in hell that I passed that test. I am really, really angry with the JI right now — how, exactly, was I prepared for that? Seriously, I got 94% on the written exam in class… you’d THINK that this would indicate that I have an idea of what I’m doing, right? [...]
because I’m addicted
July 23rd, 2008
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there’s now a third domain that points to this site — along with arwen.org & lifetheuniverseanddonna.ca, say hello to traumaqueen.ca I may eventually develop this into something separate, but for now it amuses the pants off me just to own it.
New From Fisher Price: My First UTI
July 23rd, 2008
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I’m going to talk about my hoohoo in this post. You’ve been warned. With that out of the way… OW FUCKING OW FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY FUCKING STOP ALREADY. You know, after years of chronic yeast infections (cured by switching lubes, for those of you new in the crowd), you’d think [...]
Improvements
July 23rd, 2008
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It’s nice to see improvements in this morning exercise thing I’m doing. While I continue to be completely outdone by Nick (seriously, who the hell does over 400 situps in a day? FOUR HUNDRED! I don’t have that kind of time!) it’s nice to see progress — both in the number in the scale being [...]
Programmed in multiple techniques.
July 22nd, 2008
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From MSN: donnamatrix says: I think Theobald just tried to hump the curtains. donnamatrix says: you’re going to have to talk to him Nicholas says: i thought that was your job… the whole sex education thing donnamatrix says: I think he’d be more comfortable hearing it from you. poor Theobald. He’s a bit of a [...]
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
July 22nd, 2008
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Last night, I told Theobald to clean while Nick, Justice & I went off on an adventure. He is the BEST ROBOT EVER. We came home a few hours later, and he was all nestled up in his dock under the couch, happy as a clam… and the floors were clean. Granted, Justice had only [...]
BEST ROBOT EVER
July 20th, 2008
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I’m totally in love. Sorry, but Nick’s got some serious competition here. Luckily, I get to keep them both. Am luckiest girl ever. Theobald the Roomba is AMAZING. Nick’s apartment is a loft with cement floors. It’s actually pretty large, and makes very good use of the space, but when it comes down to it… [...]
When the robots take over, our house will be very clean
July 20th, 2008
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Meet my new friend: the Roomba! I love him. I love him from the bottom of my heart. He’s so adorable. As far as I’m concerned, we now have a four-being family: Me, Nick, Justice, and Theobald. Theobald is named after the patron saint of church cleaners. I promise not to buy any clothes for [...]
Probably only of interest to me…
July 20th, 2008
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traumaqueen.net is the blog of Kal, an Ambulance Technician in Edinburgh that is so well written to have brought me to tears on several occasions, and had me killing myself with laughter on others. Anyway. Is good, if you’re into that sort of thing… which I might just be.