So a few weeks ago, the air conditioning in the office went out. It sucked royally. Well, it works now! That’s fantastic. However, they decided that since it’s been really hot outside lately… they’d turn the a/c to 15 deg. FIFTEEN FUCKING DEGREES. You know what you do when it’s 15 degrees out? YOU TURN [...]
Archive for July 4th, 2008
I can feel my panties just slidin’ right off.
July 4th, 2008
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This? This is the BEST THING EVER. I want to meet him. He’s a real catch — he says so, it must be true!
He was being chased by a bevy of Pirates.
July 4th, 2008
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Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. Read that again. Are you freaking kidding me? A Ninja? Do they not realize that ninjas, um, don’t really exist anymore… but that lots of people are into martial arts? Next week: School [...]