I’m driving 5 hours tomorrow night, so I want to get some sleep now, but I just have to say: Sugar Box is pretty awesome, if you’re into that hairless thing. I had my very first full Brazillian bikini wax (Yes, I know I said I’d never do that, but things change, and at least [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Because Zombies are awesome
July 31st, 2008
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Someone took my Emo Zombie Poetry idea, and expanded on it… to come up with Zombie Haiku’s. ok, so I probably wasn’t the inspiration here, but I’m taking credit anyway. I also realized that I like zombies enough that they really deserve their own category. So, now I have a Zombie category. Zombies!
Fuck The Police
July 30th, 2008
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Sorry, I don’t actually mean that, but I was watching the Chapelle Show earlier… Anyway, so I went to see the fireworks tonight. I always forget… I love the fireworks. Why do I keep forgetting? I love them to the point of giddyness, they’re just freakin’ cool. Good job, China. Walking from Nelson & Denman [...]
Self Help Video: I think this could change your life.
July 30th, 2008
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Found myself mildly annoyed by something at work today, and bitched about it to my employer, because hey, that’s what I do. This was the result: Dave: I have a video for you a self help video. I think it will really help you.. Make it easier for you to deal with situations like this [...]
Excuse me for a moment, I have to concentrate on not screaming.
July 30th, 2008
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Just got my results back from my EMR Written Exam. Really, really would like to scream right now, but suppose I can wait until I get home to my lovely soundproof apartment where the only creature I’ll freak out is Justice. You were incomplete in your written exam obtaining a mark of 66% (70 percent [...]
it’s under my bed, it’s never been read
July 30th, 2008
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Ever write a post in your head? The stereo in my car doesn’t work, so any time I drive anywhere, I have time to think. Especially on the highway. When I’m not flipping the bird to the woman behind me riding my ass so hard I expected her to pull out the lube. Anyway, I [...]
The stuff in my head: A ramble
July 29th, 2008
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The last few months have had a lot of firsts for me. I’m not up for sharing much in the way of specifics, but damn. It’s amazing how much you can improve your life if you suck it up and just TRY things, rather than ignoring little urges and interests because they “don’t seem like [...]
Idea for Journalists
July 29th, 2008
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Ok, “Journalists” is maybe giving them a little too much credit, but hey, everyones got to start somewhere… I’m referring to tabloid journalists who write about celebrities, and that includes the stupid little “Entertainment” sections of the daily papers. But still, this might save them some time, and hopefully speed up their promotion to being [...]
What to do if you encounter a bear
July 29th, 2008
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I found this article about what to do about Bears on Digg today. No, not the kind you’d find at the Pumpjack, the kind you find stealing your pick-a-nick basket. And eh, the suggestions are fine, but I’ve always liked my philosophy of bears better. Step one, you need to find out what kind of [...]
Mosquito bitten, sunburned, scraped, and bruised… and happy.
July 28th, 2008
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I had a great time camping this weekend, despite the migraine & illness I carried on and off throughout the whole freaking trip. Missed work on Friday due to feeling crappy and vomitty all day. Figured if I was going to feel like crap, I could do it just as well at a lake as [...]