Archive for June, 2008

Why I use Windows.

gill: meh. ubuntu is so easy i don’t see why people don’t switch to it donnamatrix: I don’t have time to learn new things. I’m too busy having sex. Linux geeks always forget about that. Yeah, I use windows because I like to get laid a lot. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. [...]

It’s ice cream night again.

Sometimes I really, really wish I didn’t have feelings. My rational-brain is SO much better at running things than my emotional-brain.

Trust…

This will come as a huge freaking shock to anyone who’s known me for more than oh, thirty seconds: I have difficulty with trust. It manifests in odd ways. In a lot of the “traditional” ways of trust, I’m almost a little too carefree in it — which has gotten me nicely burned before. I’m [...]

Donna Phone Home

So… we’ve got new phones at work. Cordless phones. Which is pretty cool, albeit a bit more annoying as there’s really no excuse not to answer it, no matter where I am. Also, no headsets yet. So, the phone stays with me, as I wander about and do things that require being not at my [...]

Braaaains

My brain has melted. And so I meme. On the upside, I haven’t filled out one of these recently… Is it friday yet? From Tania… “These are supposedly 30 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, with what comes to mind first.” I dunno, I think I’d ask some of these [...]

Trauma Queen

I finally came up with a category name for my paramedicine-related posts: Trauma Queen. It’s not that I want you to get hurt. I just want to be there when you do. Am greatly amused.

I’d like an Extra Medium

So I was at the drug store the other day, and thought I’d pick up a box of condoms while I was there. Hey, they’re handy to have, and I’m a safe girl. Anyway, the selection always makes me giggle because despite having been buying condoms for over ten years, I have the sense of [...]

but sleeping in feels better

How many calories does dreaming about exercise burn?

Parenting.

I think I’m starting to understand a few minor aspects of parenting. Just once, JUST ONCE, I’d like to have a pee without someones head resting on my lap. It’s unnerving.

Ears!

A while ago, I decided I wanted to stretch my earlobes just enough to fit teeny tiny tunnels into them. Today, I finally succeeded! It was way easier than I expected, of course. I bought a taper to help stretch the holes out, but didn’t really use it. Not that I was making a huge [...]