I admit, I sleep with a teddy bear. Not for any comfort reasons (or at least, that’s what I’m telling you guys) but because he’s shaped exactly right to wrap my arms around while I sleep. It’s either that or a pillow, and pillows aren’t shaped right. So the other day, I was doing the [...]
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A Tale of Mushrooms
May 12th, 2008
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“Would you believe that I have been married three times?” “Wow,” I said. “And that all three of them died.” “That’s very sad,” I said. “Can you believe the first one died of a terrible accident – she ate poison mushrooms.” “Wow, that is bizarre”, I remarked. “And believe it or not, 20 years later [...]
Total pansy
May 12th, 2008
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I’m really, really aracnophobic. No good reason for it, that I know of. I’ve been terrified of the bloody eight legged bastards as long as I can remember, and the older I get, the worse it is. I remember once when I was 11 or 12, working in the school library… and one of the [...]
It’s not fake, it’s “faux”.
May 12th, 2008
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My dad went to Cambodia and brought me back a new Rolex. I’m terribly pleased. It’s watchalicious!