MY NOSE IS DRIVING ME MAD. Warning: If you are currently, have previously, or ever plan to sleep with me, you might not want to read the following as it’s going to take a lot of the allure and, uh, feminine mystique out of me. It’s time for my yearly “Are you kidding me? ALLERGIES?” [...]
Archive for April, 2008
Suggestions, Part 2
April 24th, 2008
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First post on this topic here. The reservations are made. I’m not saying where yet, as it’s a surprise. However, I will mention my initial first choice – Delilah’s, as recommended by the Marmot. Their martini list looked absolutely divine, and I was already looking forward to a foreplay. Sounded accurate, as putting a few [...]
A picture says a thousand words…
April 24th, 2008
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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful day That started from this suburban house On Carol Ann’s first birthday I didn’t start using Flickr until Carol Ann was a few years old, what with it not existing when she was born. So, while there are a few pictures [...]
Determination
April 23rd, 2008
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I totally suck at this healthy thing, but I’m still trying. I had to skip yoga this week because I can’t kneel or bend my knee as much as I’d like, which sort of makes trying to do yoga-type things oh, completely fucking impossible. I also went out to visit people on both Monday & [...]
Suggestions?
April 23rd, 2008
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I need a thoroughly awesome and in the realm of “upscale” place to take someone out to dinner on Friday, but not somewhere totally stuffy as I am not exactly a stuffy kind of girl. Price range: High, but not obscene. I’m NEVER into paying $100/plate unless it comes with a complimentary handjob. Suggestions? Update: [...]
Leper-tastic
April 21st, 2008
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After a visit in Cloverdale from the ever-so-awesome Jeremy, I find myself wishing MORE people would come visit me, so as to stave off the “I’m a social leper” feelings I get out there. I mean, I understand, because Cloverdale’s too far away to be useful. But still, am not happy with social leper status. [...]
When is Closing Time?
April 21st, 2008
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It’s that wild, or beautiful, or terrible time when things reach their maximum point of expansion, and then begin to contract. It’s the time we’re in. – Leonard Cohen
Clumsy
April 20th, 2008
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The bad news: I’m no longer allowed near stairs. The good news: at least they were different stairs… Ow, my poor knee. Update – the injury list: – Two skinned knuckles – Extremely stiff knee causing me to limp badly (there goes my plans for yoga tomorrow, fuck) – Golfball sized skinned knee that is [...]
I swear, it’s not a fetish…
April 19th, 2008
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I bought a rubber dress yesterday. OK, maybe it’s a little fetish. Rubber NICE. Also, it looks fucking hot on me. All of my fat is perfectly proportioned into sexy curves. We won’t talk about how much it cost me. Rubber is awesome and sexy as hell… and not cheap. Pictures forthcoming here. Gotta get [...]
WHAT? Which deity did I piss off this time?
April 18th, 2008
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The entire city conspired against me today. From lightning hitting the skytrain line… to all the lights on Grandview being out, to rain, hail & snow so thick I couldn’t see the taillights of the car in front of me… Is this what Armageddon is like? If so, can you wait til I get some [...]