My new c0ck is so long and thick that when she sucks it she always gags But she loves it anyway Sometimes, I love spam. And quite frankly, if I’m ever getting down and dirty with a guy and he has a snake in his pants? Fuck that shit, I’m leaving.
Archive for January 30th, 2008
Women love it if you have a 9 inch snake in your pants rather than a tiny 5 inch weener
January 30th, 2008
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Zoom… or, it’s a good thing my parents live in Cloverdale.
January 30th, 2008
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So, apparently Justice took off yesterday. Whoops. Mom put her collars on her (remote collar & collar with ID) and went out to the front of the house. They built a totally awesome snowman, and Justice played in the snow… and then ran off. Down the street. Towards the power lines, and the big empty [...]
I dream of Jeannie. And zombies.
January 30th, 2008
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I have weird dreams at the best of times, and bloody awful dreams at the worst. For ages, I would swap between horrific apocalypse dreams that terrified my pants off… and another sort of dream that SEEMED great, until I woke up and promptly started hating myself and hating what they represented, and so on [...]