Archive for January 24th, 2008

Suburban

Well, I’m a Cloverdalian for the next little while. I’m really not suited for suburbs. Oh well. There are worse things. Justice seems much, much more settled here already. I wish I knew why she was so uptight about the old place…

Günther!

I was recently introduced to the wonder that is Günther. I… I want to BE this man. I could grow a mullet, paste on a thin mustache, purse my lips and sing obscenely. I could! It would be wonderful! The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect! That could so [...]