Oh my goodness… Bambi is REAL!
Archive for January, 2008
Valentine’s Day
January 31st, 2008
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You know … normally for Valentines day, I happily do nothing. No big “omg, it’s valentines day!” angst, or “I will wear black in protest of days that are only good for couples” or “fucking hallmark holiday”… but this year? I think I want the Valentine’s day experience, despite being single & carefree. Or single, [...]
Pink
January 31st, 2008
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When I’m with her I’m happy Just to know that she loves me Yes, I know that she loves me now There is one thing I’m sure of I will love her forever For I know love will never die “Every Little Thing” – The Beatles Trivia: This song was recorded exactly 15 years before [...]
Women love it if you have a 9 inch snake in your pants rather than a tiny 5 inch weener
January 30th, 2008
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My new c0ck is so long and thick that when she sucks it she always gags But she loves it anyway Sometimes, I love spam. And quite frankly, if I’m ever getting down and dirty with a guy and he has a snake in his pants? Fuck that shit, I’m leaving.
Zoom… or, it’s a good thing my parents live in Cloverdale.
January 30th, 2008
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So, apparently Justice took off yesterday. Whoops. Mom put her collars on her (remote collar & collar with ID) and went out to the front of the house. They built a totally awesome snowman, and Justice played in the snow… and then ran off. Down the street. Towards the power lines, and the big empty [...]
I dream of Jeannie. And zombies.
January 30th, 2008
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I have weird dreams at the best of times, and bloody awful dreams at the worst. For ages, I would swap between horrific apocalypse dreams that terrified my pants off… and another sort of dream that SEEMED great, until I woke up and promptly started hating myself and hating what they represented, and so on [...]
Welcome to Vancouver
January 29th, 2008
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To every single East Coast export who thinks Vancouverites are a bunch of chumps who can’t handle a little snow… What the fuck did you expect? We get MAYBE three days of heavy snowfall a year. Tops. Yes, I know that Toronto is MUCH better at dealing with the snow. Because they have to be. [...]
Cozy
January 29th, 2008
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This morning, I woke up particularly early. This occasionally happens, as Justice wiggles around and does her thing. I don’t actually recall her moving from her usual spot on the far side of the bed down near my feet up to the top on the near side snuggled up against me, but I woke up [...]
Commute from Hell
January 29th, 2008
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TWO HOURS. *sob* I am currently wearing three pairs of socks, two pairs of pants, two shirts, my awesome puddle stompers, ski jacket, scarf, hat… and discovered after I’d left the house that I only had ONE glove in my bag… I stopped at King George and bought coffee to keep my hands warm. Skytrain [...]
For Sale
January 28th, 2008
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Want stuff? Buy stuff! Email me, comment here, whatever, I don’t care. Buy my random crap! Kitchen Table Umbrella Stroller Ferret Nation cage Night Stand/Bedside Table Magic: The Gathering cards TV Stand Tea set (free) Low bookshelf Yay stuff!