I stole this from abbeyrd for one reason, and one reason only: Question 12.
1. When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter?
The front hall.
2. Do you have a dishwasher?
Yes, but it’s a teeny apartment-sized dishwasher. Stupid smallness.
3. Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors?
Hardwood.
4. Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer?
No. It’s much more fun to play the “which of my fingers will I chop off today?” game in the drawer.
5. House, apartment, duplex or trailer?
Apartment
6. How many bedrooms is it?
2
7. Gas stove or electric?
Electric and I don’t care.
8. Do you have a yard?
I don’t even have a balcony. Bah.
9. What size TV is in the living room?
Well. 34″ but it doesn’t work.
10. Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?
No.
11. Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter?
No. Although I think since B moved in, there’s a french press.
12. What room do you keep the dead bodies in?
Jenn’s. The red walls? Not paint.
13. What room is your computer in?
The dining room houses Jenn’s computer… and the portion of the livingroom sectioned off for my office space houses my computer… and my laptop tends to be either in my room or on the bookshelf next to the couch… and Jenn’s laptop tends to be in her room… and B’s laptop currently lives on the dining room table… yes, we have 3 people and 5 computers. What’s wrong with that?
14. Are there pictures hanging in your living room?
Hmm. I think so, but I’ll be damned if I know what they are.
15. Are there any themes found in your home?
“We <3 Ikea”?
16. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
Whatever’s on sale.
17. Do you use dryer sheets?
No. Throwback from when I had ferrets — they have very sensitive respiratory systems, and dryer sheets in with the laundry made them sneeze. Then I got all environmentally conscious and the chemicals in those things just ick me out. A little static doesn’t bother me.
18. Do you have any curtains in your home?
Only blinds.
19. What color is your fridge?
White.
20. Is your house clean?
…define “clean”. Actually, I think my house cleaner is there right now, cleaning away. Woot. Of course, I’m a dumbass and forgot to leave her the money for it. Luckily, she lives very close to my office.
21. What room is the most neglected?
Bathroom. Evil, evil bathroom.
22. Are the dishes in your sink clean or dirty?
I’m stealing Cassie’s answer, who stole Dave’s answer, because it’s just so perfect: Who puts clean dishes in the sink?
23. How long have you lived in your home?
Since June 2006.
24. Where did you live before?
An evil house in evil East Van with an evil person. Ok, maybe not EVIL evil, but certainly not full of fun and joy either.
25. Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?
Good christ, no.
26. Do you have a scale anywhere in your house?
Jenn has one. I occasionally weigh myself, and go “huh. No change. Does this thing actually WORK?”
27. How many mirrors are in your house?
Hmm. One in Jenn’s room. One in the bathroom. One on the wall outside the bathroom. And a little tiny one in my bedroom that I occasionally use to see if my hair looks okay, but isn’t terribly useful for anything else.
28. Do you have a garage?
We have a space in the covered parking. Does that count?
Your turn!