Conversations with a Torturer Cat

November 29th, 2007 2 Comments

Dog: May I come out of the bathroom?
Cat: No.
Dog: Please? I won’t bother you. I’ll just go back to my room.
Cat: No.
Dog: Um, ok. I’m just going to try to slip by you here…
Cat: *hiss* *swipe* *claw*
Dog: Ok, ok! I’m staying in the bathroom. That’s okay. I’m just going to lay down here… and never leave again.
Cat: Yes.
Me: Uh, dog, you do realize that you’re three times his size, right?

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2 Responses to “Conversations with a Torturer Cat”

  1. Yvonne says:
    November 29, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    yes, but he has sharp claws and attitude

  2. Donna says:
    November 29, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    Justice has some pretty good claws… but she’s definitely missing the attitude part.

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