Dog: May I come out of the bathroom?
Cat: No.
Dog: Please? I won’t bother you. I’ll just go back to my room.
Cat: No.
Dog: Um, ok. I’m just going to try to slip by you here…
Cat: *hiss* *swipe* *claw*
Dog: Ok, ok! I’m staying in the bathroom. That’s okay. I’m just going to lay down here… and never leave again.
Cat: Yes.
Me: Uh, dog, you do realize that you’re three times his size, right?
Conversations with a Torturer Cat
November 29th, 2007
2 Comments
yes, but he has sharp claws and attitude
Justice has some pretty good claws… but she’s definitely missing the attitude part.