Rat: He’s looking at me again.
Me: Who?
Rat: The Cat.
Me: It’s okay, he can’t touch you.
Rat: May I eat him?
Me: Uh… no. For one, he’s about 20 times your size.
Rat: I can take him.
Me: I’m going to stick with no.
Rat: I can totally take him.
Conversations with a Rat
May 21st, 2007
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