Conversations with a Cat in the Kitchen

May 21st, 2007 No Comments

Cat: Are you making dinner?
Me: Yes.
Cat: Give me some.
Me: No.
Cat: Give me some now.
Me: No, it’s my dinner. Go get your own.
Cat: If you do not, I will wind my way through your legs until you fall down. Then, while you lie there, I shall eat your face.
Me: *punt*

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