Me: Why are you in my room?
Cat: She Who Feeds Me has done the unspeakable.
Me: Oh?
Cat: She has invited a STRANGER into MY ROOM.
Me: I think you’ll find that that’s actually her room.
Cat: Poppycock. All rooms are my room. Including this one.
Me: Yeah, about that…
Cat: There should be NO STRANGERS in MY ROOM.
Me: Tough luck, eh?
Cat: I will have my revenge.
Me: I bet you will.
Cat: I shall urinate on things to prove they are mine.
Me: *punt*
Conversations with another cat found where no cat should be
May 15th, 2007
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