Me: Why are you wet?
Cat: I’m not wet.
Me: You’re leaving footprints on my desk.
Cat: Oh, that wet.
Me: Yeah. Why?
Cat: It was very serious.
Me: What was?
Cat: I had to splash in the toilet.
Me: Why, exactly?
Cat: It was very important.
Me: I have a strict rule about toilet cats. They don’t get to sit on my lap. *punt*
Cat: That’s fine, I didn’t want to sit on your lap anyway. I’m going to go get back in the toilet.
Conversations with a Toilet Cat
May 14th, 2007
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