Archive for December, 2007

Lolcats watch out: introducing loldogs!

I still love lolcats, because humiliating cats is awesome. But I am ever so pleased to see ihasahotdog.com. To kick it off, I introduce: my own little loldog.

The Season Begins

Since Jenn & I have stupid schedules, and likely won’t see each other (other than a few incoherent grunts exchanged in the mornings) until after Christmas, we did our gift exchange last night. Here’s the thing: I like winning Christmas. Yes, I’m a horrible, selfish person, but I like it when my gift is … [...]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

This may come as a big hairy shock, but I’m rather fond of Christmas. Yeah, I know, earth shattering, right? So. Ok, I like the season. I like the silliness. I like the goofy decorations. I like the frippery. I like lugging out my ridiculous fake tree that would fit right into a Charlie Brown [...]

A meme! About houses! Rejoice!

I stole this from abbeyrd for one reason, and one reason only: Question 12. 1. When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter? The front hall. 2. Do you have a dishwasher? Yes, but it’s a teeny apartment-sized dishwasher. Stupid smallness. 3. Is your living room carpeted or does it have [...]

Well, that was a weekend.

I had a very busy weekend, and yet I still haven’t put a dent into my Christmas shopping yet. Crap. Saturday morning found me awake — voluntarily! — at 7am. By 7:40, I had wandered over to Toys R Us a few blocks away, and claimed my voucher for … well, we won’t say what [...]

A very puppy Christmas

I’m sure there are reasons other than ritual humiliation to have pets… but I just can’t think of them right now.

Conversations with a Dog in a home with Cats

Dog: Wow, these new treats are great! Thanks for getting them for me! Me: Uh… what treats? I haven’t given you any treats. Dog: The ones I found in the closet! They’re so deliciously crunchy on the outside, and chewy on the inside! They’re fantastic! Me: The closet? You mean… the closet with the litterbox [...]

When Parents Lie

say it ain’t so!

Let it snow. For real.

You know, if it’s going to snow… you’d think it’d have the decency to be REAL snow, and not this falling slush bullshit.

Ups & Downs

No matter how bad I’m feeling… coming home to Justice always makes me feel better. Thanks, baby.